Rodney dangerfields favorite jokes about dating
Rodney credited Carson by saying, “Johnny made me a name! He played the part of a very wealthy golfer who was basically nice despite being obnoxious.
In 1995, he became the first entertainer to have a website.
He married Joyce Indig in 1949 and had two children. Rodney returned to comedy, his first love, in 1962 and adopted the name, Rodney Dangerfield. Jacob alias Jack alias Rodney remembered it from a comedy routine on Jack Benny’s radio program in the 40s.
He began to cultivate the image of a lovable but laughable “everyman” who gets no respect and became a nightclub hit in the 60s. I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father.
One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control. She was so ugly that she was known as a two bagger, one for you in case her bag breaks. I told him, "Man, I wish I had your willpower." I grew up in a tough neighborhood. I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette. If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all. She was so fat that when guys have sex with her they ask for directions. A homeless guy came up to me on the street, said he hadn't eaten in four days. I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand. I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.